Why did they choose the spooky font? Why did they pluralize “candy”? Why is it sold out the back of a pink-painted mailman’s car?
I have asked these same questions (to no one) for the last 10-year’s-worth of street fairs that took place on our Brooklyn block. I will never get answers. I will never truly seek the answers. Maybe I don’t want the answers? 
If the font is anything to go by, the answers are more terrifying than not knowing. Dracula is probably involved.
The cotton candy was good.
B+ (Pronounced “B positive” … because, you know, the Dracula connection. How do I end this post…?!